So I work at a public beach and I make observations of people. I'll share them in a weekly entry on this blog, because I'm sure some of you are interested.

This tale comes with some words that could offend many readers, so please continue reading to find out what it is. =]

A young female walks on to the beach, and I see her with my naked eye. She only has with her a small towel which is slung over her left arm, and her small bikini on her body. Later on the beach while checking how full the garbage cans were, I saw a security guard who was patrolling the beach. He approached the young female I saw walk in and said 'Where did you get that from?' he asked eagerly as he pointed to the molson cold shot in her hand. (A molson cold shot is a slim can that contains 6% alcohol of beer). She says nothing but lifts her leg and pulls out another can from within her vaginal cavity. I could not believe it, and the security guard was flabbergasted and asked her to either throw the beers out, or leave the beach. This was an exciting day.